Greek VAT Insanity: 6.5% for Foreigners, 23% for Greeks

Posted by keeptalkinggreece in Economy, Tourism

That Greece is an absurd country I knew the moment I decided to return from living abroad over some decades. But it was beyond my vivid imagination that I will have to experience this, day by day – and even moment to moment. With a decision that touches the limits of European constitution because of discrimination against the citizens of this hapless country, the Finance Minister  announced that the increased VAT of 23% on catering goods  will be paid only by the Greeks -meanwhile known also as money-spewing machines!

Earlier on Monday, Finance Minister Evangelos Venizelos clarified that the increased VAT from 13% to 23% will apply to restaurants, taverns, cafes and hotel restaurants. However if you buy an All-Inclusive package abroad, you will have a 6.5% VAT.  Greeks who will buy similar packages in the country will pay 23% VAT. This distinction aims to make Greece competitive for foreign tourists and kill local travel agencies (who cares, eh?).

The new increased VAT regulations are as complicated as they can be: there is a different VAT for consuming sitting or standing (restaurant/cafe), different for take away (but only if you take it yourself, not through delivery boy).

In short a pizza has four different VAT depending on whether you sit, stand, walk or lay (hotel room/all-inclusive).

Greeks commented on internet  forums and spoke of “tax labyrinths”, “Second-class citizens” and “incredible bureaucracy”. Others proposed “to travel to London and buy an all-inclusive package there.” I propose buy directly from a foreign travel agent through internet.

Somebody brought a joke: A tourist go to an Athens bordell and asks about the prices. The lady tells him, this… 80 euro, that 65… blow job 15 euros. Why so cheap? Oh it has low VAT, we have it in the category “drinks to take away”.

At the very end, I foresee that each and every Greek will have his own-tailored VAT.

Athens is on race to get revenues and forget that indirect taxes like VAT have to return to citizens and not just to Greece’s lenders.

PS Wait until the VAT regulations apply on September 1st – then the whole insanity will really break out. Take care and beware of waitress playing economists HA!