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What Should A Greek Wear in Times of Austerity?

Nice and clean underwear, like a sexy boxer! It is a must-have, claims STAR.gr. And I add, that a debt-ridden Greek man should keep , if nothing else, at least his underwear dignity! Star advises men to avoid underwear with hearts, teddy bears or cartoons, not even animal print or a … string [ I guess the lack of cloth would uselessly stress the lack of money in his wallet… symbolically].

 

Wrong posture: Loser in Red

According to the website, there are more than 700 kinds and styles for men’s underwear and the gentle Greek will certainly find one or two that won’t offend his girl friend’s aesthetics. 

Sophisticated!  Slips & Socks

He should stick to colours like black, grey, navy blue and white. For more fashionable set ups, he can choose mauve, red or pink.

The man-in-the-crisis should keep descent fabrics like cotton or lycra with viscose [but avoid binding around you a plastic bag from super-market?]

But  most important! Do not let the crisis get you down! 



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6 comments

  1. Green??? Not good??? The mou…

    ROFL!!!

  2. I think Green is rejected due to association with the govern party

  3. Ooooh, thank you for this article!

    When I last visited my boyfriend in Piraeus, I washed his underwear together with my red bathrobe (shit happens …). Result: men’s underwear glowed in delicate pink.

    I apologized a thousand times and wanted to buy new underwear. What he refused heroically!

    Now I see that he is up to date and I’ve calmed down and feel guilty 😉

  4. hahaha, generous guy! Excuse me for asking but have you lost in/with a red bathrobe?

  5. Sorry, what should I loose ?

    My boyfriend or the red bathrobe? They both are there 🙂

    And yes, my bathrobe is dark red! Can woman really easily confused with white – looks really almost the same 😉

    And to my comment above:
    I meant I feel NOT gilty now 🙂

  6. ah, sorry for the misunderstanding, it was supposed to be a ‘funny’ (?) question as to why you have a red bathrobe….