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Did Lagarde had sex in mind when urged Greeks to be competitive to Croatians?

Greeks may do bad in economics but they do great in sex! However, they don’t do as good as the Croatians who top the list of the global survey conducted by the magazine “Men’s Health”. And here I have to admit that I finally understand what IMF-Head Christine Lagarde said two years ago when she urged Greeks “to be as competitive as Croatians”.

At that time, Lagarde did not elaborate and she was rather misunderstood with many Greeks – especially the unions – slamming her for pushing for really low minimum wages.

Meanwhile the minimum wage in Greece fell down to 586 EUR from previously 750 EUR, whilst in Croatia the minimum wage is at 374 EUR.

On the other hand, of course, “Men’s Health” had different criteria in mind when conducting the survey. Not the minimum wage but the maximum sex performance. Not the amount of working hours but the amount of sex partners.

“According to this global research – the largest ever in history – that sheds light on secrets of the bedroom , and posted in magazine “Men ‘s Health” ( in the September issue ) , the male sex pistol in Croatia has an average of eleven female partners in his life, while the Greek male has an average of nine.

However the magazine speaks of the Greeks as “sex gods” as not only single women fall on them but also married, engaged and in relation.

The average number of men in sexual partners
Croatia 11 Brazil 11

Kazakhstan 10

France 9 Greece 9

China 5 Singapore 5

Malaysia 4 Indonesia 4

India 3

With regards to women and the number of their lovers :
Great Britain 9 U.S.A 9 Australia 9

Netherlands 8

Russia 7

China 4 Poland 4 Philippines 4

Indonesia 2 Vietnam 2

As for the habits:  Dutch prefer sex in camping places (?, Indian women prefer to have sex in a taxi (?).

source: Men’s Health via ProtoThema)

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2 comments

  1. When you can not ever satisfy one woman so much that you need to disappoint at least another 8 women. I can not call that Sex God. That has Sex Failure written all over it.